March 2012
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February 2012
Hating Santorum - now rebloggable!
stfusexists:
Want to make a drink that really shows how you feel about Rick Santorum? Or maybe a drink to help you forget that he exists? Well Miss O and followers have got you covered!
2 parts 151 rum - to make you “drunk enough to believe women signed the Declaration of Independence“
1 part Kahlua - for brownness
Blend with ice for appropriate frothiness
Banana chunks for extra...
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“Danica Patrick is such a.. pretty girl. She makes a lot of money and...”
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Fox 5 news anchor Ross Shimabuku, on Danica Patrick’s question to a report about why female athletes must always be described as “sexy,” and imploring him for another word to describe her.
Shimabuku was suspended today for a week without pay for his comments after he apologized… by admitting...
“What does it say about the college coed Susan [sic] Fluke, who goes before a...”
– Rush Limbaugh, on law student Sandra Fluke, who was denied the ability to testify before the all-male panel considering contraceptive coverage.
Fuck. You.
As ThinkProgress states: “While it’s probably not even worth engaging with Limbaugh on the facts, Fluke’s testimony was about a friend who is a...
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“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via aliakbar01)
“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore.
(via nowaitninjas)
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Desperate to prove that he totally doesn't hate... →
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“Remember that ten-year period when the mass media definition of “gay man” was...”
– tom and lorenzo on glee s3e14, “on my way” (via conradtao)
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Sponsor of Alabama ultrasound law has financial... →
stfuconservatives:
rodmanstreet:
ladonnapietra:
Now isn’t that interesting.
Ugh.
SURPRISE!
I’m shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED.
“It is shocking that in 2012, Brown and his Republican colleagues would try to...”
– In the Boston Globe, Elizabeth Warren rightly notes that Scott Brown (R-MA) and his GOP colleagues are not men who trust women. (via unquietmindofamy)
SERIOUSLY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM WITH YOUR...
I WANT TO PUNCH YOU
STOP KEEPING ME UP WITH YOUR STUPID ASSHATTERY
I WANT TO SLEEP
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“I never want kids, and that doesn’t mean I’m going to run off and join a...”
– stfusexists
THANK YOU.
(via thewerecunt)
I don’t even remember writing this. But it’s pretty awesome.
I should search myself more often, because I am apparently pretty neat-o. (via stfusexists)
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Do you ever just have to close your eyes in order to discreetly eyeroll when someone is spouting stupid fucking ignorant bullshit because otherwise you will go off on them?
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The only thing I really want is just to be someone’s priority.
Not even, like, the number one priority. Just somewhere on the list of general priorities, I guess.
I’m just sick of feeling forgotten or ignored or overlooked by pretty much everyone around me.
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You know what sucks?
When your roommate is friends with everyone on the floor.
So they barge into your room without knocking or anything because they’re looking for her, and when they see she’s not there, they just look at you and say “Oh. Sorry.” (or sometimes even just “Fuck!”) and leave.
Or when she IS there and they barge in and totally and completely...
“President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press.
No seriously. This guy is a fucking dick.
(via the Los Angeles Times)
The thing is, Santorum actually believes this. But in his defense, I can understand his self interest in ensuring fewer people go to college and...
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seabitch:
All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
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“Why is it accepted that some people who eat a ton of food can stay thin, but not...”
– Some Things I Don’t Understand « Dances With Fat (via sixtyforty)
Woman/Person with Uterus: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No. (And you're a slutty slut for opening your legs in the first place so you deserved it!)
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
