I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.
mooveitorlooseit replied to your post “after a lifetime of saying i have no favorite food, i’ve recently…”
I was already so pumped about this purchase and then I opened up the box to find a free fucking coupon?????
HELLA PUMPED RN
Because everyone needs more cute puppies with outfits on their dash. :)
what I’m taking from this post is that I need to buy maddie a sweater IMMEDIATELY
on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”
btw I bought my first limited edition pin during my disneyland trip in honor of my fav ride’s anniversary and I couldn’t be more pleased?????? like it’s the freaking HATBOX GHOST inside?!?!?!!????!!!
May the price sticker come off completely and leave no residue.
Beyonce at VMA 2014
friendly reminder: owning up to, learning from, and apologizing for your mistakes can go a long way
i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while
It’s time to flush your stereotypes down the drain.
Congratulations, gamer girls—you’re officially at the top of the food chain when it comes to games. A new study released by the Entertainment Software Association has revealed that adult women now occupy the largest demographic in the gaming industry. Women over 18 made up a whopping 36 percent of the gaming population, followed by adult men at 35 percent.
I cannot wait for men to cry about this
I’m honestly quite proud of this status.
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart.
"sometime u do"